Est. 2023 · separating the losers from the biggest loser

If You Ain't Last... You're Probably Pretty Happy.

This is the home of the most important aspect of your life.

It's ok if you're not first — but for the love of Roger Goodell, don't be last.

Current Standings

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Standings

Live team rankings pulled straight from Sleeper — wins, points for, points against.

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Punishment Archive

The historical record. Every last-place finish and what it cost them.

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Past Winners

The champions. The ones who got to watch everyone else suffer.

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Vote

Ranked-choice ballots for whatever the league needs to decide as a group.

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King George's Ducks

A seeded, verifiable duck race that sets the draft order every year.